Face-Off: Feminist vs. Chauvinist
January 6, 2008
Over at Parchment and Pen, Michael Patton responds to his colleague’s post entitled “Top Ten Reasons Why I am a Feminist” with his “Top Ten Reasons I am a Chauvinist.” I thought they were pretty funny, so I’ve repeated them here:
10. I like to smoke cigars.
9. I am a completmentarian and by default that what we are supposed to be.
8. The woman made me do it.
7. If Jesus and Paul were here today, they would be smoking a cigar with me.
6. God’s name is masculine.
5. I don’t like pink.
4. If it weren’t for women, lust would not be an issue (for most
)
3. Jack Bauer.
2. The thought of Hilary as president.
1. My wife thinks its a turn on (yeah right!)
